please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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