Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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