Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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