hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
