hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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