i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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