Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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