Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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