32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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