question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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