Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize