we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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