Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Sorry about my life...
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