It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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