in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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