Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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