just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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