I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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