They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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