I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You are the jesus of drinking
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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