I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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