Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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