An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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