cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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