I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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