so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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