Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
There r osticjed everywhere
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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