talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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