Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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