did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have post one night stand depression
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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