Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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