BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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