Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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