____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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