i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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