hell yes lets make some ravioli
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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