do herpes really smell.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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