Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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