I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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