me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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