I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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