Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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