Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
