Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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