So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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