Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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