He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
now i know why i became what i already was.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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