Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Im just a social blackout drinker.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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