I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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