i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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