i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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