Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
