Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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