Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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